June 2009
4 posts
My mom listens to the hip-hop station...
A phone conversation with Mom...
Larry: Hey Mom.
Mom: Larry, I'm listening to the radio, and I don't understand this song.
Mom: Birthday Sex ah ah ah ah ah ah
Mom: What's birthday have to do with sex???
Mom: ah ah ah ah ah
Me: Mom, he's talking about having sex on his birthday.
Mom: Ohhhhh... Does he have a girlfriend????
Me: I don't know, Mom.
Mom: I just didn't know how birthday could be related to sex. Well does he have a girlfriend?
Me: He's a new artist mom, I don't know.
Mom: Well I'm on my way to work. Gotta go. Bye.
Childhood friend/neighbor Loren comes to visit...
Loren: I just realized that we're doing what we used to do back in Sac...
Me: What's that?
Loren: Nothing. Just kick it.
